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Strona 1 Strona 2 Strona 3 Cartoon of Charles Darwin, from the Vanity Fair series “Men of the Day,” published in 1871. I love fools’ experiments; I am always making them. —Charles Darwin (1809–1882) Strona 4 UNNATURAL SELECTION Wendy Northcutt DUTTON Strona 5 The Darwin Awards II: Unnatural Selection contains cautionary tales of misadven- ture. It is intended to be viewed as a safety manual, not a how-to guide. The stories illustrate evolution working through natural selection: Those whose actions have lethal personal consequences are weeded out of the gene pool. Your decisions can kill you, so pay attention and stay alive For further information about how to avoid the scythe of natural selection, read Darwin’s lessons on safety, science, and the social implications of evolution. Safety Class www.DarwinAwards.com/book/teach.html PLUME Published by the Penguin Group, Penguin Putnam Inc., 375 Hudson Street, New York, New York 10014, U.S.A. Penguin Books Ltd, 27 Wrights Lane, London W8 5TZ, England Penguin Books Australia Ltd, Ringwood, Victoria, Australia Penguin Books Canada Ltd, 10 Alcorn Avenue, Toronto, Ontario, Canada M4V 3B2 Penguin Books (N.Z.) Ltd, 182-190 Wairau Road, Auckland 10, New Zealand Penguin Books Ltd, Registered Offices: Harmondsworth, Middlesex, England Published by Dutton, a member of Penguin Putnam, Inc. Copyright © Wendy Northcutt, 2001 All rights reserved. Northcutt, Wendy. The Darwin Awards II: unnatural selection / Wendy Northcutt. p. cm. ISBN 0 7865 2691 2 Making or distributing electronic copies of this book constitutes copyright infringe- ment and could subject the infringer to criminal and civil liability. First edition (electronic): July 2002 Strona 6 To my parents, who appreciate my eccentricities. To #1 fans Karol, Darrell, and the little K’s. To Ian for your considered opinions. To Bill & Kelly, blessed with the forest. To Carol for your infectious exuberance. To my Philosophy Forum for your passionate convictions. To editor Mitch Hoffman: patient, persistent, and wise. To Henry Kaufman for sage legal advice. And to Jacob. Strona 7 Strona 8 Contents Introduction: What Are They? 1 The Darwin Awards need context to be fully appreciated. There are rules, traditions, and procedures to cleave to when awarding the ignominious Darwin Award. Understand the gestalt in this easy-to-remember history. What Are They? 2 Rules and Eligibility 3 Darwin’s Theory of Evolution 6 Surviving Stupidity 8 Where Do Darwins Come From? 9 CHAPTER 1 Penance: Seven Deadly Sins 11 Religions have long waged war against the seven deadly sins. Here’s proof that evolution is fighting the same battle. Lust, vanity, gluttony, greed, sloth, envy, and wrath: all are fatal when carried to excess. From sensual skunk play to the vanity of ama- teur liposuction, indulgence in the deadly vices leads to trouble. Discussion: Kismet, Karma, Destiny 12 Darwin Award: Vanity: Liposuction Tragedy 14 Darwin Award: Vanity: Perilous Pose 15 Darwin Award: Wrath: Throwing Stones 16 Darwin Award: Greed: Crystal Daze 17 Darwin Award: Sloth: Sleepfalling 18 Darwin Award: Envy: Flames of Passion 19 Darwin Award: Envy: Moscow Marauder 20 Darwin Award: Gluttony: Ethanol Schmethanol 21 Strona 9 viii CONTENTS Honorable Mention: Gluttony: Men Eating Chili 22 Personal Account: Lust: Emergency Room Excitement 23 CHAPTER 2 Women: Femme Fatalities 25 Women make the world go round, but not the Darwin Awards. Rarely does the fair sex grace our annals! Here collected read every story of “Darwinian woman” in the book, fourteen in all. They comprise a group portrait of Homo sapiens femme fatal. Discussion: Civilization Memes 26 Darwin Award: Fast Food Fatality 29 Darwin Award: Enraged Elephant 30 Darwin Award: Rubbish! 31 Darwin Award: Christmas Tree 32 Darwin Award: Testing Faith 33 Darwin Award: That Sinking Feeling 34 Honorable Mention: Aircraft Airhead 35 Darwin Award: Fatal Footwear Fashion 36 Honorable Mention: Explosive Mix of Girls 37 Honorable Mention: Snow Bunnies 38 Honorable Mention: Dumb Drunk 39 Personal Account: Eat the Young 40 Personal Account: Brush with Stupidity 41 Strona 10 CONTENTS ix CHAPTER 3 Water: All Washed Up 43 Our bodies are more liquid than solid, yet we have forgotten a surprising amount about water in our climb out of the primeval ooze. Here’s why you should avoid submerging your head for prolonged periods. Discussion: Weed Seeds and Biodiversity 44 Darwin Award: Fishing with No Compass 46 Darwin Award: Duct Tape 47 Darwin Award: Dodging Drink Dues 48 Darwin Award: Walking on Water 49 Darwin Award: Dive to Death 50 Darwin Award: Passionate Plunge 51 Darwin Award: Show-Off 52 Honorable Mention: All Aboard 53 Honorable Mention: Sewer Shower 54 Urban Legend: Brewery Mishap 55 CHAPTER 4 Technology: Engines of Destruction 57 We evolved from living in trees to living amongst modern machinery . . . but some men haven’t yet made that evolutionary leap. Here’s a primer on the dangers of our own devices. Discussion: Car Safety 58 Darwin Award: Do It Yourself, Do Yourself In 61 Darwin Award: Two Avalanche Alaskan 63 Darwin Award: Forklift Safety Video 65 Darwin Award: Electrifying Stunt 66 Darwin Award: Intersecting Darwins 67 Strona 11 x CONTENTS Darwin Award: Power Punch Proves Fatal 68 Darwin Award: Scooter Snuff 69 Darwin Award: Circular Reasoning 70 Darwin Award: Sweet Release 71 Darwin Award: Snowball’s Chance in Hell 73 Darwin Award: Sand Surfing 74 Honorable Mention: House Hunting Gone Awry 75 Honorable Mention: Coors Light and the UltraLight 76 Urban Legend: Mad Trombonist 77 Personal Account: Robot Reaper 79 Personal Account: Prop Arc Safety 80 Personal Account: Miracle Mile 81 CHAPTER 5 Men: Male-functions 83 Men suffer more than most from their own personalities and natural inclinations. Here’s hoping the desire to shoot arrows, show off to young women, aim flying kicks, and accept ludicrous dares become a bit less common someday. Discussion: Online Safety 84 Darwin Award: Rappin’ on Heaven’s Door 87 Darwin Award: Fantastic Plastic Lover 88 Darwin Award: Bulletproof? 89 Darwin Award: New Dating Technique 90 Darwin Award: God Saves? 91 Darwin Award: Settle the Score 92 Darwin Award: Hardheads 93 Darwin Award: Ur-inate-iot 94 Darwin Award: A Fell Death 95 Honorable Mention: Cheez Whiz 96 Honorable Mention: Trash Compactor 98 Honorable Mention: Archery Practice 99 Strona 12 CONTENTS xi Honorable Mention: Tied to His Work 100 Honorable Mention: Chicken with a Train 101 Honorable Mention: Toilet Trap 102 Urban Legend: The Bricklayer 103 Personal Account: Tourist Trap 105 Personal Account: Tube Snake 107 CHAPTER 6 Animals: Pall of the Wild 109 The call of the wild is heard less frequently in our tame neighborhoods, but people still manage to get in trouble with sheep, sharks, wasps, and lobsters. Tales of wilderness woe remind us who’s really in charge of the earth. Discussion: Dogs and Darwinism 110 Darwin Award: Hornet Challenge 114 Darwin Award: Fish Gag 115 Darwin Award: Sheep Sleep 116 Honorable Mention: Doggone Foot 117 Urban Legend: Cactus Tales 118 Personal Account: Polar Bear Lesson 121 Personal Account: Feeding the Dolphins 122 Personal Account: Horsing Around 123 Urban Legend: Lobster Vasectomy 124 Strona 13 xii CONTENTS CHAPTER 7 Explosions: Out with a Bang! 125 Our fascination with incendiary devices is as old as the first blazing firepit. Now that the campfire days are gone, we may eventually lose our love of explosives . . . but we will undoubtedly lose a few limbs in the process. Discussion: Intelligent Design Theory 126 Darwin Award: Out with a Bang! 129 Darwin Award: Grenade Juggler 131 Darwin Award: Fireworks Fiasco 132 Darwin Award: Shell Shot 133 Darwin Award: Guitars ‘n’ Guns 134 Honorable Mention: Kaboom! 135 Honorable Mention: Plane Stupid 136 Urban Legend: Fifteen Minutes of Flame 137 Personal Account: A Medieval Tale 139 Personal Account: Workin’ on the Railroad 141 Personal Account: Man and Cactus 142 Personal Account: Man with Gas Can 143 Personal Account: Instant Sunrise 145 CHAPTER 8 Outlaws: Crime and Punishment 149 Living outside the law is a time-honored tradition, but an increasingly dangerous profession. College tuition is cheaper and more profitable than the cost these criminals bear to learn that crime does pay — in pain. Discussion: City Living 150 Darwin Award: Human Popsicle 152 Strona 14 CONTENTS xiii Darwin Award: Ski Theft Backfires 154 Darwin Award: Escaping Conviction 155 Darwin Award: Killing Time 156 Darwin Award: Just Say No! 158 Darwin Award: Stab in the Dark 159 Darwin Award: You Said a Mouthful 160 Honorable Mention: The Sting 161 Honorable Mention: Ferguson 2, Thieves 0 162 Honorable Mention: Morsel of Evidence 163 Honorable Mention: Call Girl 164 Honorable Mention: Bodacious Bud 165 Honorable Mention: Siphon! 166 Honorable Mention: Planning Ahead 167 Honorable Mention: Sobriety Test 168 Personal Account: Medical Misadventures 169 CHAPTER 9 Disqualified: Losing Is Its Own Reward 173 Some deaths deserve a Darwin and some don’t. Nominees are occasionally disqualified by readers correcting my judgment or knowledge. The following stories are not Darwins. Here’s why. Not a Darwin: Do Bikes Float? 174 Not a Darwin: Underwire Bras Deadly 175 Not a Darwin: Texas A&M Bonfire 176 Not a Darwin: Body Canyoning 178 Not a Darwin: Our Brightest Cheerleaders 180 Not a Darwin: Fatal Case of Hiccups 181 Not a Darwin: Ice Floe Frolic 182 Not a Darwin: Shotgun Pepsi 184 Not a Darwin: Mania Strikes Back 186 Strona 15 xiv CONTENTS CHAPTER 10 Classic Dozen: Better Read than Dead 189 These traditional commemorations of vast stupidity are a must-have in every mental collection. Enjoy re-reading your favorites: the twelve cream of the crop from the twentieth century. Discussion: Speciation 190 Darwin Award: JATO 193 Darwin Award: Junk Food Junkie 195 Darwin Award: Midnight Special 196 Darwin Award: Wrong Time, Wrong Place 197 Darwin Award: Count Your Chickens 198 Darwin Award: The Last Supper 199 Honorable Mention: Lawnchair Larry 200 Honorable Mention: Revenge of the Gopher 203 Urban Legend: Frog Giggin’ Accident 204 Urban Legend: Metallica Concert Misadventure 205 Urban Legend: Scuba Divers and Forest Fires 208 Urban Legend: Dog and Jeep 210 Appendices 213 1. Website Biography 213 2. Author Biography 215 3. Forum Decorum 216 4. Godwin’s Law 221 Story Index 222 Strona 16 Strona 17 Against stupidity, the Gods themselves contend in vain. —Friedrich von Schiller Strona 18 Introduction: What Are They? A fool and his life are soon parted. The Darwin Awards need context to be fully appre- ciated. There are rules, traditions, and procedures to cleave to when awarding the ignominious Dar- win Award. Understand the gestalt in this easy-to- remember history. Strona 19 WHAT ARE THEY? D arwin Awards commemorate those individuals who en- sure the long-term survival of our species by removing themselves from the gene pool in a sublimely idiotic fashion. The stories are true accidental blunders that cost the hapless perpetrator his life. But don’t mistake the intent of the humor. We are not poking tasteless fun at accidents. On the contrary! Darwin Awards poke fun at decisions that were obviously wrong at the time. In doing so, we celebrate examples of natu- ral selection in action. We applaud those individuals who demonstrate the manifest unfitness of their genes by failing Life 101 in the twenty-first century. The Darwin Awards you are about to read honor the not-so- unexpected demise of men who read fireworks labels using a cigarette lighter. They are for those who eat from a bulging can, stand behind a running automobile, and kiss the conta- gious mouths of sick grandchildren. Darwin Awards are for people who repeatedly stump us with their cluelessness. And they are for those of us who somehow survived our own foolish risks. Remember those experiments with matches and plastic bottles, the fraying rope swing over the river, the jerry-built treehouse? Darwin Awards remind us how close we’ve come to winning an award ourselves. Strona 20 INTRODUCTION: WHAT ARE THEY? 3 What aren’t they? Darwin Awards do not make fun of people caught in the blind vise of fate. They are not for those struggling to over- come cruel circumstances. They are not for illegal immigrants frozen in airplane landing gear. They are not for poverty-stricken people who steal oil from a broken pipeline to survive—until someone lights a cigarette. Desperate times call for desperate measures, which are often sensible when you consider the bleak alternative. Rather we honor those who unthinkingly engineer their own downfalls, oblivious to warning signs that the rest of us automatically heed. The chubby man who volunteers for a neighbor’s liposuction experiment. The stoned woman who sleeps on a steep roof. The inevitable whack to the head pro- truding from a car window. Each earns a Darwin for the unsur- prisingly deadly outcome of their decision. RULES AND ELIGIBILITY To qualify, nominees must improve the gene pool by elimi- nating themselves from the human race using astonishingly stupid means. Candidates are evaluated using the five rules of death, excellence, veracity, maturity, and self-selection. The candidate must be eliminated from the gene pool. This means death or, less commonly, sterilization.

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